DEAR TABBY | Puppy Piddle Problems: Tips for Taming a Tiresome Tinkler

Dear Tabby,

I recently adopted an adorable Beagle named Snoopy. He’s cute as a button, but his potty habits are driving me up the wall! I’ve tried everything – regular bathroom breaks, positive reinforcement, even those fancy pee pads. But Snoopy seems to think my entire apartment is his personal toilet.

Just yesterday, he looked me dead in the eye while christening my new area rug! I’m at my wit’s end and running out of carpet cleaner. How can I teach this stubborn pup that outside is for business and inside is for cuddles?

Desperately Seeking Dry Land in Dallas

Dear Desperately Seeking Dry Land,

Ah, the joys of puppy parenthood! It seems your little Snoopy is determined to leave his mark on the world – and unfortunately, that world currently includes your carpets, rugs, and sanity!

First, let’s address the elephant (or should I say, beagle) in the room: consistency is key. Puppies thrive on routine more than cats thrive on knocking things off shelves. Set a strict schedule for potty breaks – after meals, naps, and play sessions are prime piddle times.

Next, become a puppy detective. Watch Snoopy like a hawk for signs he needs to go – sniffing, circling, or suddenly stopping play are your cues to spring into action faster than a cat on a mouse.

When accidents happen (and they will), resist the urge to scold. Instead, interrupt with a cheerful “Outside time!” and whisk him to his designated potty spot. Praise and treats should flow like water when he does his business in the right place.

Speaking of the right place, make sure it’s always the same spot outside. Dogs are creatures of habit, and the scent will encourage repeat performances.

Consider crate training when you can’t supervise. Most pups won’t soil their sleeping quarters, making it a valuable tool in your potty-training arsenal.

Lastly, patience is your best friend (after Snoopy, of course). Remember, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither is a fully house-trained pup. With consistency, positive reinforcement, and a good sense of humor, you’ll soon have a dog who saves his business for the great outdoors.

Here’s to dry floors and happy paws!

Purrs and patience,

Tabby

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